Jist Kiddin
Auchinleck wummin goes tae the social to claim fur her weans.
"How many weans huv yae goat Mrs Goudie?"
"Ten boys!"
"Ten boys! Jeezus! Whit's thur names?"
"Tam, Tam, Tam, Tam, Tam, Tam, Tam, Tam, Tam and Tam."
"Ten boys, all called Tam! Is that no a bi...