Auchinleck wummin goes tae the social to claim fur her weans.

"How many weans huv yae goat Mrs Goudie?"

"Ten boys!"

"Ten boys! Jeezus! Whit's thur names?"

"Tam, Tam, Tam, Tam, Tam, Tam, Tam, Tam, Tam and Tam."

"Ten boys, all called Tam! Is that no a bit confusing?"

"Nut at all. If ah want them tae come in ah jist go tae the door and shout"Tam, come in the hoose" an they aw come runnin.If ah want them fur their dinner ah jist shout "Tam yer dinner's ready!" an they aw come runnin."

" Aye fine, But whit dae ye shout if ye jist want wan o them in particular tae dae sumthin?"

" Ah use their last name obviously"

is this on every site??