A Member • must maintain decorum to a level that doesn’t get us kicked out of the meeting place. • can not leave without paying their share of the tab, unless they have a sponsor. • can say anything they want about anyone who isn’t in attendance. • will help buy lunch for each FOSSIL who attends lunch for the first time. • will attentively listen to a FOSSIL speaking, even if they have heard the story or joke a million times. • will be courteous when listening to a fellow FOSSIL tell a story, even if it is boring, been told a 1,000 times and changing history. • will abide by the Historians ruling of what really happened in history. • will not divulge the secret hand shake or member signal to anyone, as when we were in the legislature. • will not use vulgarity that would have made Rep. Ramona Barnes blush. • will be under the direction of the “Senior FOSSIL”, who will facilitate the meetings. • can call for a gathering of the FOSSILS anytime, any place they want. Attendance is optional, but must give notice to all members.