Ok I will have a go!!

My tractor - Derek
My start line - Helen (Me)
My signing on hut - Shelly
My track - Neil
My balls - Dru
My mower - Frank
My lining up chutes - Libby
My breathalyzer - Paula
My quad - Squidy
My PA system - Ray
My flags - Big Bob
My pits hut - Kelly

DEREK LINCH !!! to all